Gravity

So Bob and I just watched the movie Gravity. Great movie, felt very stressed out during most of it. Special Effects were fantastic.  I recently read a blog by Elan Gale talking about Dying and thought it was very similar to all of the problems faced by Sandra Bullock in Gravity with a few minor adjustments. ;)

That being said... here goes!

Am I dying?

I have discovered a simple formula to figure out if you are dying.

First, answer these 10 simple questions:

1. Are you currently in a space capsule, but also underwater?

2. Does it hurt to breathe and are you going to stop soon?

3. Are you on fire?

4. Are all of your surroundings on fire?

5. Are you still on fire?

6. Are you being killed right now?

7. Are you reading this through your mind’s eye while your oxygen tank is reading low?

8. Can you communicate with George Clooney?

9. Are you still in the underwater capsule?!?!?

10. Are you alive?

If you’ve answered “Yes” to any of the above questions, you are in fact dying. Or in the movie Gravity! :D

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